FRESH NUGGETS!

To understand and appreciate the following parody, you must suffer through THIS:

I am sorry.

Now, I realize (when it comes to embarrassingly humorous... terrible, terrible bad) that this "song" stands on its now.  No changes needed.  But I couldn't resist the temptation to make a new and improved version (which hopefully, Chelsey Greenhaw and I shall make into a video soon!!!).  So, here it is, ladies and gentlemen:

Hairdo

'Green Eggs and Ham' 
This book is getting boring
Man I really wish

I learned how to read

Gotta give up 

Gotta go pooh-pooh

Grab my brush

Pretend it's a micro-

Phone is ringin' loud

Everybody's Russian

Gotta get down to the 

Bus

Stop.

Gonna hug this sign.

Answer the ph-oh-ne.

"Hey, girl!  How's your mornin'?

"I know, like, it's super boring!"

Can you come to MY house?

My hair needs a maaaake...

over.

Hair done, hair done

Gotta get dos and tight buns

Everybody's gonna get rid of their split ends, split ends.

Hair done, hair done

Lettin' down our tight buns

Everybody's gonna cut their split ends, split ends.

Straightenin', straightenin'.. YEAH!

Braidin' it, braidin' it.. YEAH!

Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun.

Saying goodbye to my split ends.

Pull out your combs

And plug in your flat irons

Turned it so hot

That I got a burn.

Fun Fun

Think about fun

You know what it is.

I got this 

You got this

A tub is to my right

EHHH

I got this 

You got this

Now. you. know. it.

Curlers on my Mom's head.

Curlers on my friend's head.

Gotta use some time up...

Which seat can I take?

Hair done, hair done

Gotta get dos and tight buns

Everybody's gotta wait at least thirty minutes.

Drive-thru, drive-thru

Going through the drive-thru

Everybody's gonna share their chicken nuggets.

("That'll be a 3 minute wait on the nuggets....")

OMG, like, FRESH NUGGETS!!!!!!

Fresh nuggets, fresh nuggets.. YEAH!

Fresh nuggets, fresh nuggets.. YEAH!

Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun.

Looking foward to our hair dos.

Yesterday was Thursday.  Thursday.

I think today is Friday.

We. We. We so excited.

We so excited.

We knew what day comes after Thursday!

Tomorrow is Saturday.

And Sunday comes afterwards.

I don't want my hair to ever mess up.

"P" "R"

From PARK to REVERSE

Rehearsin' in the front seat (In the front seat)

Body in the back seat (In the back seat)

I'm driving, steering (Yeah yeah)

Visor shade, wiper blades

Whoops, I didn't mean to turn those on

(C'mon) Going through this light because it's green

That means that I get to go

Check my speed, it's fine, I'm going thirty

We gonna drive the speed limit, c'mon, c'mon y'all

Hair done, hair done

Gotta get dos and tight buns

Everybody's gonna get rid of their split ends, split ends.

Hair done, hair done

Lettin' down our tight buns

Everybody's gonna cut their split ends, split ends.

Parting it, Parting it.. YEAH!

Parting it, Parting it.. YEAH!

Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun.

Saying goodbye to my split ends.