Monday, February 7, 2011

Quackery & Cheese

Remember that annoying salivary gland I was telling you about?  Wellllllllll, as it turns out, when I mess with it I sort of screw my face up in such a way that I look slightly peeved ......or, ya know, like a startled Donald Duck.


Quack!

I feel sorry for Justin, because we will be talking, I will involuntary make "The Face," and he always gets nervous... "What, Steph?  Did I say something wrong??  Are you angry?" 
YES.  I am so angry right now. hahahaha
He will catch on eventually ;-)  //chuckles// And if you think I'M mean for leading him to believe I'm upset when I'm not at all, well, he's not such an angel himself!  Last night he made me drive on the snow. !!!  
Me + Car = Scary enough
...throw some snow into the equation and the results could be disastrous.  They weren't (aw, ruined the ending), because it was just down the street, but it was still comical.  He laughed at me the entire time especially the part where I nearly spun out 5 times getting into our drive-way.  He laughs like his dad.  bahaha. :-P

I ate some paint chips in my dream last night.  I know, I know... 'that explains a lot' ;)  But in my defense, I was under the impression that the roof tiles were EDIBLE and that they were painted with CHOCOLATE.  Innocent mistake.  You would have probably done the same.

Since I've already mention Donald Duck, we may as well talk about his phony little girlfrand, Daisy Duck.  First of all, she doesn't wear pants.  No one wants to see that. 

      And why doesn't she sound all bubble-cheeky and babblish?  Is Donald the only borderline incomprehensible duck on the show?  That is an actual question.. I really don't know.  All I know is Daisy thinks she is too good for the duck accent.  Come to think of it, she probably isn't even a real duck.  I was watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse with my sister the other night, and in addition to being extremely disappointed with the unsatisfactory bla-ness of the show itself, I also couldn't believe some of the story-line.  Not that I payed very close attention, but I did catch the part where Daisy aspires to be a "pretend doctor"... yeah, that is called a quack, lady.  Hence my strong opinion that she is, in fact, a phony.      

AND WHAT IS THIS SONG?!?!?!?!?!  I so did NOT hear "peanut" the first time this song came on:



Now for some NOT-SO-SERIOUS CONFESSIONS: 
When I was in elementary school I would check-out books about football just to impress my brother.  I did like one of them!  I can't remember the title, but it was a thick, hard-covered, yellowing book at Willard Central.  It's not there anymore. Waaaaaaah.

And that leads me to the true confession...................... I did not watch the Super Bowl.

But I did eat the super bowl food: mud-puppies, nachos, and chocolate chip cookies!  YUM!
 
SOTD (That stands for Song Of The Day, BTW.. which stands for By The Way, btw)
Misirlou- Dick Dale 

I also like this version by Connie Francis...
HOTNESS.
If you've heard an interesting song today, pls comment!!!  Me gusta musica!

I heard Misirlou while thumping swirling bunnies on the head as a disco-granny-gangsta.  I was awful at that game.  My opponents were amazing :)

4 comments:

  1. oh man i think im going to love this. I really liked the shake your pean-ut song(: i literally laughed out loud..and prob looked physcho for doing so..cuz no one understood, and i shall not explain.

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  2. oh and AMEN to daisy wearing no pants! i couldn't agree more.

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  3. Daisy should teach the "school for tools." ;) hahaha

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  4. I love reading about ur day, I miss u while I'm at work so this is awesome!

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